(Source: staring-blank-ahead)
(Source: mirror-of-esidarap-arap-arap)
The best thing about Twitter is, that when a band with a verified account follows you, you go to YouTube, check out their music and immediately become a fan.Omg, I have another band to love.
M(e): Wanna go outside? To the playground?
W(eronika): *thinks* No.
M: Don’t you wanna see your friends?
W: No.
M: But there are swings… And slides?
W: No.
M: Look, the weather is nice, we should go outside. They say it’s going to rain tomorrow, so we will have to stay at home. Let’s go.
W: No.
M: Are you sure?
W: No.
M: *lies on the floor* I’m tired.
W: *lies on top of me* Me too.
M: So we’re both tired?
W: Yeah.
M: What are you going to draw?
W: A tree. And an apple. And an apple. And an apple. And a tree.
M: Okay.
W: *draws three straight lines* Ha!
M: Let’s count these cars. One, two, three.
W: Three!
M: Yeah. Now, count benches. How many benches do you see?
W: Many!
This kid.
If you send me this kind of spam again, I will find you and I will skin you.